What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 04:10

A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What is the American mobile phone number format?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What is your worst experience in life?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable